Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in like 3 months. That is A QUARTER OF A YEAR, during which a lot has happened: I can walk like a champ, I eat approximately an entire horse every day, and I can say the following words (this list is not inclusive):

Kitty

Clock

Truck

Car

Bus (I have a thing for vehicles)

Bear

Dog

Ball

Balloon

"Yay!"

And some others. I also know what the horse, cow, dog, cat, sheep, and dinosaur all say.

Even better, I know the sign language for eat, drink, milk, please, more, and "all done." I am the smartest baby since Johannes Kepler. ON TO THE PICS! As usual, if you click on the thumb, you get the web-friendly 1200x800 shot, and if you click the Superbig version, you get a nearly 5MB photo suitable for enlargement. Not that I'm not already large enough...

Nathaniel's always getting me in trouble.


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Grumps isn't much better.


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And Mommy is clearly insane.


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Horsey ride!


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With my cousin Jacqueline and my Großoma! (Great-grandmother.)


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Then Aunt Dar joined us and things got out of hand.


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Baaaaaaa!


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Hello, lunch!


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Once again, Nathaniel causes me to get in trouble.


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At Zachary's birthday party!


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Daddy and I like to fling each other around.


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O hi!


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Messin' with Uncle Bill!


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Mmmm...skillet cake.


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A chicken!


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I told Miss Henna a joke.


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Mr. Shaun and I are heck of handsome.


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Eatin' watermelon with Nolan. Mmmm...food.


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I am the king of this...thing!


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Slidin', with Mommy's help.


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Hey, what do you want done with all this dirt? Should I leave it, or bring it into the car?


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Hey back there!


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Wrasslin' with Oma.


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It's been a while 'cause we at Team Hearn are so UNBELIEVABLY busy what with chasing me around to prevent me from bashing my enormous head into things. At least that's what Daddy says. Anyway, he finally found time to help me upload some more pictures, so here they are.

So far, I've taken to walking in short bursts; if I have to get anywhere fast, I find it's best to crawl. I can say things like "Kitty" and "Clock," and, occasionally, "Dirt." Yay!

Here I take a break from abusing Poly the Cat to pose for a quick snap:


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I LOVE swimming!


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I LOVE grinning! Evilly!


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Even when Grumps puts napkins on my head, it doesn't damper my mood.


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Hangin' out with my friend Jenny T:


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Mmmm...sand. That's a quality side dish.


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Working on my Camilo Villegas putting crouch:


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Getting into trouble with my cousin Nathaniel:


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Working on the #1 summer jam of 2008!


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SPLASH!


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What? Plastic is tasty.


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Mommy and me!


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I LOVE to sing songs with Oma:


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Aunt Kristy has a big bump on her belly. Nobody could satisfactorily explain to me why this is.


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I LOVE. LOVE. LOVE Aunt Kristy's fluffy giraffe. He and I were friends all weekend!


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Grumps and his boys:


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Simon wanted to give me a kiss. I wasn't so sure about the idea. Mommy was pretty grossed out, though, which made it all okay!


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SPONGEBOB HAT!


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I got to sneak a quick ride on Nathaniel's new tractor (he just turned 2!). Good times!


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zzzzzz....


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